So intrepid traveller, you have elected Dr. X's Dastardly route. A wise choice...

(Permit me to remind you that the Dastardly route is recommended for younger adventurers and families, those who seek a tougher challenge should try Dr. X's Fiendish route...)

Dastardly adventurers, your first clue is:
Father Christmas might drop into a Taunton theatre